Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

(1) STRAPON.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

(3) VIBRATOR.

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

NASA KSC Workforce Transformation (Layoff) Update - NASA Watch

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(4) CONDOM.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

(2) DILDO.

NHL mock draft: Mammoth surprise shakes up the board - theScore.com

(2) YOUPORN.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

Japan’s oldest “human” fossils aren’t human at all, says new study - Glass Almanac

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

(1) XNXX

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

(3) XHAMSTER

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

(5) LINGERIE.